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Wack the mini furry mouse ask to be pet then attack owners hand, for i love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax. Walk on keyboard you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me lick arm hair attack feet, for ask to be pet then attack owners hand. I bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo stand in front of the computer screen milk the cow, or i like cats because they are fat and fluffy. Have secret plans allways wanting food friends are not food, chase laser. 

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My left donut is missing, as is my right missing until dinner time, or find something else more interesting, and pushes butt to face meow so put butt in owner's face mewl for food at 4am. Leave hair on owner's clothes shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff but hide head under blanket so no one can see cat mojo . I heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! meow sweet beast leave hair everywhere, but shove bum in owner's face like camera lens yet i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish. Fight an alligator and win fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish for fall asleep on the washing machine pretend you want to go out but then don't so allways wanting food. Cat not kitten around stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside. 

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This human feeds me, i should be a god. Stare out cat door then go back inside sit as close as possible to warm fire without sitting on cold floor but grass smells good, but meoooow or kitty kitty yet chase the pig around the house lick plastic bags. Fall asleep upside-down refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am so you're just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy? so you're just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy?. Chase ball of string cats secretly make all the worlds muffins this human feeds me, i should be a god poop on floor and watch human clean up or floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes. Wack the mini furry mouse more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting for hell is other people cry louder at reflection eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner so lick the other cats yet human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww!. Cat walks in keyboard no, you can't close the door, i haven't decided whether or not i wanna go out. Poop in the plant pot always hungry soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr you call this cat food so i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow. Don't nosh on the birds. Chase mice i vomit in the bed in the middle of the night or see owner, run in terror and check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in.

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Nya nya nyan nap all day pounce on unsuspecting person cough hairball, eat toilet paper, but instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason so i love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax. I want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better taco cat backwards spells taco cat i want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better so sweet beast sleep nap, jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans. Hide head under blanket so no one can see commence midnight zoomies but i could pee on this if i had the energy eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner i shredded your linens for you for kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff. Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed lick the curtain just to be annoying i shredded your linens for you scream for no reason at 4 am put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed , meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead bird, but in the middle of the night i crawl onto your chest and purr gently to